Friday, March 26, 2010

Great Thoughts.................


1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com
3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song
in Hindi movie

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
ownproduction company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. 1 engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding songs + 400 relatives + 1 house
bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya film

17. And finally...
1 software engineer + No Work = 20 forwarded mails ...

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