Friday, March 26, 2010

Wowwww !!! Did you know this?

MOPED is the short term for 'Motorized Pedaling'.

      2. POP MUSIC is 'Popular Music' shortened.

      3. BUS is the short term for 'Omnibus' that means everybody.

      4. FORTNIGHT comes from 'Fourteen Nights' (Two Weeks).

      5. DRAWING ROOM was actually a 'withdrawing room' where people withdrew after Dinner. Later the prefix 'with' was dropped..

      6. NEWS refers to information from Four directions N, E, W and S..

      7. AG-MARK, which some products bear, stems from 'Agricultural Marketing'.

      8. JOURNAL is a diary that tells about 'Journey for a day' during each Day's business.

      9. QUEUE comes from 'Queen's Quest'. Long back a long row of people as waiting to see the Queen. Someone made the comment Queen's Quest..

      10. TIPS come from 'To Insure Prompt Service'. In olden days to get Prompt service from servants in an inn, travelers used to drop coins in a Box on which was written 'To Insure Prompt Service'. This gave rise to the custom of Tips.

      11. JEEP is a vehicle with unique Gear system. It was invented during World War II (1939-1945). It was named 'General Purpose Vehicle (GP)'.GP was changed into JEEP later.

      12. Coca-Cola was originally green.

      13. The most common name in the world is Mohammed..

      14. The name of all the continents end with the same letter that they start with.

      15. The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.

      16. TYPEWRITER is the longest word that can be made using the letters only on one row ! of the keyboard.

      17. Women blink nearly twice as much as men!!

      18. You can't kill yourself by holding your breath.

      19. It is impossible to lick your elbow.

      20.. People say "Bless you" when you sneeze because when you sneeze, your heart stops for a millisecond.

      
21. It is physically impossible for pigs to look up into the sky.

      22. The "sixth sick sheik's sixth sheep's sick" is said to be the toughest tongue twister in the English language.

      23. Each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history.
           >> Spades - King David
           >> Clubs - Alexander the Great,
           >> Hearts - Charlemagne
           >> Diamonds - Julius Caesar.

      24. Horse Statue in a Parkâ€Â¦
           >> If a statue of a person in the park on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
           >> If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died as a result of wounds received in battle
           >> If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died of natural causes.

      25. What do bullet proof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers all have in common? Ans. - All invented by women.

      26. A crocodile cannot stick its tongue out.

      27. A snail can sleep for three years.

      28. All polar bears are left handed.

      29. Butterflies taste with their feet.

      30. Elephants are the only animals that can't jump.
      31. In the last 4000 years, no new animals have been domesticated.

      32. On average, people fear spiders more than they do death.

      33. Shakespeare invented the word 'assassination' and 'bump'.

      34. Stewardesses is the longest word typed with only the left hand.

      35. The ant always falls over on its right side when intoxicated.

      36. The electric chair was invented by a dentist.

      37. The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.

      38. Rats multiply so quickly that in 18 months, two rats could have over million descendants.

      39. Wearing headphones for just an hour will increase the bacteria in your ear by 700 times.

      40. If you sneeze too hard, you can fracture a rib. If you try to suppress a sneeze, you can rupture a blood vessel in your head or neck and die.

      41. The cigarette lighter was invented before the matchbox.

      42. Most lipstick contains fish scales. 

`                 43.  Most people who read this will try to lick their elbow.

Great Thoughts.................


1. SSC + HSC + BTech + MBA = UNEMPLOYMENT
2. An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com
3. One Chinese gymnast = India's Gold Medal tally since 1896
4. Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan
5. Special Effects in Shampoo ads = Special effects in Jurassic park
6. 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = a 4 minute song
in Hindi movie

7. Ajay Devgan + cosmetic surgery + acting ability + personality +
ownproduction company = Kajol

8. Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favorite serials
9. Amitabh Bachchan - Mrityudaata + Kaun Banega Crorepati = A SUPERSTAR
10. Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan - Talent = Abhishek Bachchan
11. Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
12. 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
13. 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
14. 1 person + straight hair + un-straight walk = Sanjay Dutt
15. 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
16. 1 engagement + 2 weddings + 3 wedding songs + 400 relatives + 1 house
bigger than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya film

17. And finally...
1 software engineer + No Work = 20 forwarded mails ...

Monday, March 22, 2010

Upcoming Horror movies in IT Sector....... :)


“SUBMIT” mat dabana………….

DeadLine

Who Akhri Mail………………

Evil DART

Masoom Coder- A Life in trouble

9 Ghante 15 Minute


Ichadhari Bug

Zahereelee Defect

Prod Release ki Raat . . . . .

Do Hazar Code Ke Neeche  . . . .

REGRESSION RELOADED

0 Bug – Mano ya na Mano…………….!!!

I know what you CODED last summer


Adam khor developer
Bhut wala DC
I still know what you CODED last summer

Coding- The mystery continues………
Darinda manager, tadapta developer ... !!!!

Andha code … !!!

Gayab coder – A murder mystery.. !!!

Zahreela food court .. !!!


Recession – Jaani Dushman



--- Appraisal KPyaas
--- Badla Developer Ka
--- Tester Bana Shaitaan
--- Manager ki Cheekh
--- Tadapti Delivery
---Client KQaher!!!!!!!!!!!

---Viraana Cubicle!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Last but not the least .............................. .................
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Khooni Call  

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Monday, March 8, 2010

Real Facts about Gujarat


Gujarat is one of the most prosperous states of the country, having a per-capita GDP 3.2 times India's average.
1.     If it was a nation it would have been 58th richest nation in the world above many European and Asian economies like China and Ukraine.
2.    Gujarat holds many records in India for economic development:
·         20% of India's Industrial Output
·         11% of India's Mineral Production
·         23% of India's exports
·         29% of India's textile production
·         45% of India's pharmaceutical products
·         51% of India's petrochemical production
4.     The world’s largest ship breaking yard is in Gujarat near Bhavnagar at Alang.
5.     Reliance Petroleum Limited, one of the group companies of Reliance Industries Limited founded by Dhirubhai Ambani operates the oil refinery at Jamnagar which is theworld's largest grass roots refineries.
6.      Gujarat ranks first nationwide in gas-based thermal electricity generation with national market share of over 8% and second nationwide in nuclear electricity generation with national market share of over 1%.
7.     Over 20% of the S&P CNX 500 conglomerates have corporate offices in Gujarat.
8.     Over 35% of the stock market wealth of India is with Gujarati People.
9.     Over 60% of Indian Population in North America is Gujarati.
10.                        An average income of a Gujarati family in North America is three times more than the average income of an American family.
11.    Gujarat is having the longest sea shore compared to any other Indian state
12.    Gujarat is having the highest no. of operating airports in India (Total 12).
13.     India’s 16% of Investment are from Gujarat.
14.     Gujarat is having highest no. of vegetarian people compared to any other state in India.
15.   The first ALL VEG PIZZA-HUT was opened in Ahmedabad
16.   Ahmedabad – the commercial capital of Gujarat is the seventh largest city in India.
17.   Surat is the fastest growing city in the world.
18.   Gandhinagar is the Greenest Capital City in whole Asia.
19.   Indian Institute of Management, Ahmedabad(IIMA) is Asia’s 1st and world’s 45th ranked management college located in Ahmedabad, Gujarat
20.   Gujarat is the safest state as the Crime rate of it is 8.2 which is the least in India even after considering 2002 communal riots, stated by India Today 2005 report.
21.   Gujarat is having least crime against women among all Indian states (excluding Goa) where AP is 1st, Delhi is 2nd , Bihar is 3rd  ,Zarakhand is 4th and UP is 5th.
22.   Ahmedabad which is the seventh largest city in India is the lowest in crime rate among all Tier-I and Tier-II cities of India as per National Crime Records Bureau (NCRB) report.
23.   Ahmedabad is 2nd in Real Estate - Ahead of bangngalore,Chennai, Hyderabad, Mumbai & Delhi.3rd in Policy Initiatives - Ahead of Bongolore, Chennai, Calcutta, Mumbai & Delhi.
4th in Manpower - Ahead of Bangalore,Chennai, Mumbai & Delhi.
We all carry our mobile phones with names & numbers stored in its memory but nobody, other than ourselves, knows which of these numbers belong to our closest family or friends. 

BlackBerry Bold 9700 Phone (AT&T)Motorola DROID A855 Android Phone (Verizon Wireless)LG Neon GT365 Prepaid GoPhone (AT&T) with $50 Airtime CreditBlackBerry Curve 8900 Phone, Black (AT&T)
If we were to be involved in an accident or were taken ill, the people attending us would have our mobile phone but wouldn't know who to call. Yes, there are hundreds of numbers stored but which one is the contact person in case of an emergency? Hence this "ICE" (In Case of Emergency) Campaign 

The concept of "ICE" is catching on quickly. It is a method of contact during emergency situations. As cell phones are carried by the majority of the population, all you need to do is store the number of a contact person or persons who should be contacted during emergency under the name "ICE" ( In Case Of Emergency). 

The idea was thought up by a paramedic who found that when he went to the scenes of accidents, there were always mobile phones with patients, but they didn't know which number to call. He therefore thought that it would be a good idea if there was a nationally recognized name for this purpose. In an emergency situation, Emergency Service personnel and hospital Staff would be able to quickly contact the right person by simply dialing the number you have stored as "ICE." 

For more than one contact name simply enter ICE1, ICE2 and ICE3 etc. A great idea that will make a difference! 

Let's spread the concept of ICE by storing an ICE number in our Mobile phones today! 

Please forward this. It won't take too many "forwards" before everybody will know about this It really could save your life, or put a loved one's mind at rest 


ICE will speak for you when you are not able to............

Monday, March 1, 2010

Modify GRUB

If your install of Linux is a dual boot setup with windows() you have run into this problem before. You reinstall windows and suddenly you can no longer access your Linux partition or the Grub bootloader. You can always go thrugh the entire install of Ubuntu again, or you can try to repair the bootload, but how do you repair the bootloader?


Well friends if you have the live CD for which ever distro you are using (that installed Grub) it is quite easy and can save you hours of reconfiguration as well as install time.

1. Find your Live CD and boot it up (set your BIOS to boot from CD first, or if your BIOS allows it you can select the boot device.

2. After the Live CD does its thing you will need to open a terminal screen and type in the command: sudo grub. This command will bring you into the grub prompt


3. Type the following commands assuming sda0 is which ever partition you are using (hd0,0 would be first hard drive and first prompt, hd1,1 would be the second hard drive and second partition).


> root (hd0,0)

> setup (hd0)

> exit


4. Reboot the system and remember to remove your Live CD before your system reboots


5. At reboot you should now see the Grub boot loader along with all your previous setting.


If with the new setup you now see Ubuntu but no longer see a windows menu item follwo the following steps.


If Ubuntu was installed before your Windows version there will be no information in the Grub confiruation for your windows setup. To get windows setup in Grub you will need to do a bit more tweeking.


Boot into Ubuntu and run the following command:

sudo gedit /boot/grub/menu.lst


Inside this file you will see an example for a windows choice for when Grub runs. *COPY* the exmple and remove the “#” from the beginning of each line


# title Windows 95/98/NT/2000

# root (hd0,0)

# makeactive

# chainloader +1

Remember you will need to change the hd0,0 to which ever if your windows partition, it may take a few trys, but if you were able to select the correct partition for Linux when resetting up Grub you should be able to figure out the correct partition for Windows.

Courtesy:Linux Tricks