Roles in Heaven

Brahma
Systems Installation 


Vishnu 
Systems Administration & Support 


Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant 

Saraswati 
Training and Knowledge Management 


Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist) 


Ganesh
Quality Assurance & Documentation 

Narada 
Data transfer 


Yama 
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant 


Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records 


Apsaras 
Downloadable Viruses 

Devas 
Mainframe Programmers 


Surya 
Solaris Administrator 


Rakshasas
In house Hackers


Ravan
! ;Internet Explorer WWWF 

Lakshman 
Support Software and Backup 


Hanuman 
Linux/s390 

Jatayu 
Firewall 


Dronacharya
System Programmer 


Vishwamitra 
Sr. Manager Projects 


Valmiki 
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) 


Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) 

Arjun 
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 


Abhimanyu 
Trainee Programmer 


Draupadi 
Motivation & Team building 


Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 


Duryodhana 
Microsoft product Written in VB 


Karna
Contract programmer 


Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++


Gandhari
Dreamweaver 


100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches