Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Roles in Heaven

Brahma
Systems Installation
 


Vishnu 
Systems Administration & Support 


Lakshmi
Finance and Accounts consultant
 

Saraswati 
Training and Knowledge Management 



Shiva
DBA (Crash Specialist)
 


Ganesh
Quality Assurance & Documentation 


Narada 
Data transfer
 


Yama 
Reorganization & Downsizing Consultant
 


Chitragupta
IDP & Personal Records 


Apsaras 
Downloadable Viruses 


Devas 
Mainframe Programmers
 


Surya 
Solaris Administrator
 


Rakshasas
In house Hackers



Ravan
! ;Internet Explorer WWWF
 

Lakshman 
Support Software and Backup
 


Hanuman
 
Linux/s390 


Jatayu 
Firewall
 


Dronacharya
System Programmer
 


Vishwamitra 
Sr. Manager Projects 



Valmiki 
Technical Writer (Ramayana Sign off document) 


Krishna
SDLC ( Sudarshan Wheel Development Life Cycle ) 


Arjun 
Lead Programmer (all companies are vying for him) 


Abhimanyu 
Trainee Programmer
 


Draupadi 
Motivation & Team building 


Bhima
MAINFRAME LEGACY SYSTEM 


Duryodhana 
Microsoft product Written in VB 


Karna
Contract programmer 


Dhrutarashtra
Visual C++


Gandhari
Dreamweaver
 


100 Kauravas
Microsoft Service Packs and patches


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