Thought of the Day

"Thousands of yesterdays are gone.
Millions of tomorrow will come,
But there is only one TODAY
So ENJOY a DAY with SMILE & HAPPINESS........"

"Never change ur originality for the sake of others"
Bcoz in this world no one can play ur role better than u, so b urself nd win the world.

The heart and the brain are neighbors, but they will never be friends.

My heart says,my friendship may be like a drop in the ocean 4 u,but 4 me the ocean may be less without the drop of ur friendship.

Aashiyane hum nhi sajate,
Baago mai ful hum nahi khilate,
Hamari ek pasnd se tut jayenge hazaro dil,
isliye to hum koi
"Grl frND"nahi banate....

Distance never seperates any relation,
time never builds any relation,
If feelings are true from heart,
Then friends are always friends forever..

Apni dosti ki GADDI kuch aise chal pade jaise KICK martehi Bike ud pade, dua hai na lage isme koi break speed itni ho ke na kar sake koi OVERTAKE!

To Be Sure Of Hitting Only The Target....
Shoot First,
And Whatever You Hit...
Call It The Target..!

Think Diffrent,
Be Diffrent..

Khushian ho itni ki ankhon me aansu jam jaye,lamhe ho itne hasin k waqt tham jaye, dosti nibhaye is tarah ki sath gujra har pal zindagi ban jaye....

Chehre ki hasi se..
har gam ko chupao,
Bahut kuch bolo..
par kuch na batao,
Khud na rutho kabhi..
par sabko manao,
Ye RAAZ hai zindgi ka,
Bas jite chale jao..


The world's most happiest friends never have the same characters,
They just have the best understanding of their diffrences...



Friendship is like standing on the wet cement.Longer u stay harder it is 2 leave and if u try 2 go, u can't go without leaving ur footprints!


Na yad karo kisiko itna k uski har saans tumhari kamjori banjaye chaho kisiko itna k tumhari har saans uske liye zaruri banjaye....!



Pain of Missing frnds is realised wen u r alone watching a gang of frnds enjoying in front of u and u remembering the past which u spent.. Stay connected..

FUN @ HOME

We miss all a lot......

start nahi ho raha..................dhakka lagao.........

chalo ab sab side mein ho jao..............

Don't what is going on ................!!!!!!!!!!!!

Playing Cricket

Playing Cricket

Enjoying Lunch

No Comment...............Plzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

SNMP & MRTG

How 2 Configure SNMP and MRTG

SNMP server configuration

Firstly, you need an SNMP server to provide network interface statstics on demand:

# apt-get install snmpd

You need to edit the configuration for this as it does not allow any connections by default. With your favourite editor, edit:

/etc/snmp/snmpd.conf

Comment out the following (prefix with #):

com2sec paranoid default public

Insert the following underneath the commented out section:

com2sec readonly default public

That gives anyone with access to the SNMP server read-only access to the public community. This is the one that contains the interface statistics.

To apply the changes, restart snmpd:

/etc/init.d/snmpd restart

Make sure you firewall off any SNMP related ports so that you don't get any unwanted visitors (check netstat and /etc/services for port information).

Installation of MRTG

MRTG is the main collection and graphing component of the traffic monitoring solution I am presenting here. Firstly, install MRTG:

# apt-get install mrtg

You can manually or automatically generate the configuration file for mrtg. I would recommend doing it automatically as it is a lot easier. Issue the following command:

# cfgmaker --global 'WorkDir: /var/www/mrtg' \
   --output /etc/mrtg.cfg public@127.0.0.1

This will generate the configuration file. You then need to make an index file which contains a list of all of your interfaces. Issue the following command:

# indexmaker /etc/mrtg.cfg --columns=1 \
   --output /var/www/mrtg/index.html

You will now need to execute mrtg manually 3 times to create the required database files. Issue the following command 3 times sequentially. On the third run, you should see no errors being reported:

# mrtg

This is executed every 5 minutes by cron. The cron job was added by dpkg for you so you do not have to configure it.

Conclusion

Finally, inspect your results! You will not see any reasonable graphs for quite some time so sit back end relax for a bit!

Browse to http://your-server-name/mrtg/

Joomla Training

How to create joomla Embedded CD ............

http://www.joomlatraining.org.uk

BYPASS FIREWALL 4 GOOGLE

@ UR OWN RISK

There are a number of ways to go about all of them have been outline here.
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1. Using Google services to bypass a firewall to access blocked sites
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In this hack we try to exploit Google's Translation service to bypass the
firewall to access orkut. If you notice the url it is translating from English
to English.
Use the given link below and try logging in to orkut.
http://www.google. com/translate? langpair= en|en&u=www.orkut. com
sometimes the link may break out from the frame example when you initially
login into Orkut. It might redirect you back to http://www.orkut. com in which
case again use the given link above.
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Next is using the Google Mobile Search to access blocked Websites.
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http://www.google. com/xhtml
This is not a great option since it displays them as it would look like when
you are viewing them on a mobile phone. Also it strips out all the javascript
content and CSS scripts and breaks a longer page into several smaller pages.
Example http://www.google. com/gwt/n? u=clazh.blogspot .com
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2. Using a Proxy Server For bypassing Firewalls at office.
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First find a "proxy server." Simply search the internet for "proxy servers".
(Even a good proxy server might not work later. Therefore, learn how to find
them. For these instructions, we will use an actual proxy server in Taiwan
with the technical specs "address 139.223.199. 194" and "port 8080". Try these
links List of Proxies A directory of free web-based proxy services and A
Directory of free proxy servers ) Then proceed as follows:

Internet Explorer 6.0
1. On the Tools menu in Internet Explorer, click Internet Options, click the
Connections tab, and then click LAN Settings.
2. Under Proxy server, click to select the Use a proxy server for your LAN
check box.
3. In the Address box, type the IP address of the proxy server.
4. In the Port box, type the port number that is used by the proxy server for
client connections (by default, 8080).
5. You can click to select the Bypass proxy server for local addresses check
box if you do not want the proxy server computer to be used when you connect
to a computer on the local network (this may speed up performance) .
6. Click OK to close the LAN Settings dialog box.
7. Click OK again to close the Internet Options dialog box.

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3. Using IP resolution to bypass weak firewalls to access blocked sites
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BlockedThis is for all those pathetic souls out there who are sad and worried
sitting in their office cubicle behind a firewall/filter, which has rendered
your dear old orkut inaccessible ! Well, just as something to do with my free
time today as my brain was unable to solve a bug in my current code, I decided
to break open the filter settings of orkut being inaccessible ! Pre-requisites

* Need to keep trying and trying hard @ breaking stuff
* A lil bit know-how of using computers... Essentially the mantra of Ctrl+C
and Ctrl+V
* Ability to browse

That's right - anybody with the basics of browsing can break open the filter
for orkutting Principle behind the breaking This section can be skipped by the
people who are not interested in learning why you can break open a filtered
site! Essentially what your filter is checking for is the domain name to be
blocked. IOW, the filter would search for ur HTTP header for the domain name
to be say www.orkut.com and will block any headers from proceeding to the
website ! Now, how can we hack this? The answer is much simpler than it seems
actually. At least for my case, I just replaced the domain name by its
corresponding IP address. For e.g. the time when I wanted to access orkut.com
I went to Convert Host Name to IP Address or Find IP address of a host - e.g.
find IP address of host name of and found out the IP address of www.orkut.com
Replace the www.orkut.com occurrence in the URL on your web-address by the
corresponding IP. Boom, everything starts working!! Instructions specific to
accessing orkut With orkut you require a little bit more patience...
IP Address

Step 1: Get the IP address of orkut.com from here, and let's say it's named
X.X.X.X

Step 2: Type http://www.orkut. com/GLogin. aspx?done= http%3A%2F% 2Fwww.orkut.
com%2F and replace "www.orkut.com" with the IP address you have located. So,
the address should be http://X.X.X.X/GLogin.aspx? done=http% 3A%2F%2FX.X.X.X%2F
Replaced URL

Step 3: This would lead you to another blocked page, wherein the site address
on the top/or the URL that was blocked needs to be retrieved... Usually it's
of this type - http://www.orkut. com/RedirLogin. aspx?page= http://www.
orkut.com/ Home.aspx? xid=::weirdnumbe rhere::
New URL

Login screen
A ray o hope?
Step 4: Replace www.orkut.com with the IP address and the ::weirdnumberhere: :
with your unique XID [Everybody has a unique id], and click on enter.
Replaced New URL
You are through, pathetic soul !
Tadaaa
Note: Put Screenshots in!! P.S. Please if you are asking questions, gimme the
exact steps you followed in the comment! Thanks P.P.S: I am not responsible
for any loss of jobs, firings, hirings etc because you followed my
instructions! ! Thanks and have a nice day!! !

4. Using the TOR Network Tor (The Onion Router) to bypass firewall
restrictions Only For Advanced users.

Tor (The Onion Router) is a free software implementation of second-generation
onion routing — a system enabling its users to communicate anonymously on
the Internet. Originally sponsored by the US Naval Research Laboratory, Tor
became an Electronic Frontier Foundation (EFF) project in late 2004. The EFF
supported Tor financially until November 2005 and continues to provide web
hosting for the project.

Make U R HDD Faster

@ UR OWN RISK

Hello Friends,
Here is a trick to make your HDD faster-

Run SYSEDIT.EXE from the start & then Run command.

Expand the system.ini file window.

Scroll down almost to the end of the file till you find a line called [386enh].

Press Enter to make one blank line, and in that line type

Irq14=4096

Note: This line IS CASE SENSITIVE!!!

Click on the File menu, then choose Save.

Close SYSEDIT and reboot your computer.

Done. Speed improvement will be noticed after the computer reboots.
Update: The most speed improvement is visible with IDE drives, however there
are reports that this tweak also does good for SCSI disks. In any case, it
won't harm your system, so why not try it yourself and let me know what you find

Web Site Testing

How to test your new web site with all the available browser without installing it in your system...........

check this................
http://browsershots.org